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My Daughter is Getting Married…and I Have Some Tips

It’s official, my daughter is engaged to be married! I’m a girl dad, so this is a big moment for me. And of course, being the helpful and supportive father that I am, I’ve already started giving her some tips and advice about planning her wedding. These are my suggestions.More

Dad Tip #11: Replace the Wedding DJ with Renaissance Fair Minstrels

If you’re hitting the wedding season summer circuit, you may tire of the same reception songs on heavy rotation. Sometimes you gotta go really old school to go new school. Top five reasons methinks the minstrels shall provide mirth and merriment at the reception, with melodies that doth lift the heart and get thy party…More

Dad Tip #9: Groomsmen should be drafted like the NFL

Fun fact kids, back in the early days, the groomsmen were actually the bride’s bodyguards. For an event this big, you need players in skill positions. Here are five reasons this idea is a game-changer: First, you need to select a great quarterback, AKA the best man, who has pocket presence on the dance floor…More

Dad Tip #8: Groom takeover of the wedding registry

Let’s face it, the traditional wedding registry is 99.9% of fancy stuff the bride wants that the groom has to pretend he’s super excited about. I say let’s turn this antiquated model on its head.  Here are five groom gift ideas guaranteed to put a smile on his face:  Hockey pads; who knows when the…More

Dad Tip #6: Organize the bouquet toss like a rugby match

This tip is long overdue, and I think it could revolutionize the whole “bouquet toss” tradition. What better idea than to combine an alcohol-fueled reception with contact sports. Here are five reasons why this genius: After a four-hour Catholic wedding guests will need to get rid of nervous energy Easy to pick teams, bride’s side…More

Dad Tip #5: The groom needs to buy a comfortable couch

It has been my personal experience that in any great marriage, there may exist great disagreements between spouses. This where a comfortable couch comes in handy, because, on rare occasions, I’m asked… I mean, I choose to sleep there. Here are 5 practical reasons for the groom to heed my advice: I know my daughter’s…More

Dad Tip #4: Throw Bitcoins at the bride and groom instead of rice or confetti

Say goodbye to rice and throw out the paper confetti — I say celebrate the happy couple with bitcoins, nerds! Five reasons this tip is hotter than the one Sam Bankman-Fried gave your second cousin’s ex-boyfriend earlier this year! Bitcoins sound like they’re light, so they’d be easy to throw Bitcoins may be cheaper than…More